Ahh, no matter how much I washed my hands and prayed it away, it happened: the dreaded stomach virus. So I have compiled a list of the 3 favorite things I can now do now that I don't have the dreaded stomach virus.
3. My skinny jeans fit perfectly now (this could be because I haven't eaten since Sunday).
2. I can now take a shower (without the great desire to fall into the fetal position next to the toilet).
And the number 1 thing I can now do: pass gas without pooping my pants!!!
bring it, 2016.
8 years ago
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